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Pale Demotivational Poster


WHAT I HEARD -


TAGS: rider on a pale horse
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

Greeny - January 16, 2016, 6:59 am
And R.S. Jake
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:58 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jzZ4wSQogY
R.S.Jake - August 15, 2011, 10:22 am
Wow! The fact that this has received so many votes can only mean there are more poor bastages out there than I thought! :) Thanks guys! Stay stong!
Thunderstrike - August 14, 2011, 2:50 pm
that's sort of like my sister in law staying here for almost two months I still wake up screaming....
ICEMAN - August 13, 2011, 12:03 am
Ahhh yes, the voice of experience. 5 old school poodles fer ya Jake.
crankyhead - August 12, 2011, 10:34 pm
5pectacular
champ99 - August 12, 2011, 5:35 pm
Too bad I can only vote once. mega mother in law5


JUSTIN BIEBER - Why is he so pale? Because there's no light in the closet.


TAGS: justin pale fail closet bieber
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by LucasI34

falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 10:49 am
"my mother was a polar bear, that's why he was dating a panda!" (Gaffigan, Beyond the Pale)
LordKraven - December 31, 2010, 9:58 am
unfortunately pop music is just that "pop"ular. I weap because the kids now days have Justin Beiber and I had Led Zep. Sigh...A generation lost. At least my 9yo daughter always asks me to play my AC/DC CDs
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 2:09 pm
LOL!
DrFlummis - December 30, 2010, 7:05 am
Win.
Donkasaurus - December 30, 2010, 2:28 am
Because little kids should grow up with real music cloud. It makes for more open-minded, and inquisitive people.
ICEMAN - December 30, 2010, 12:04 am
I get it Cloudchaser, you were a fan of the Hansons, Scott Baio, New Kids on the Block etc. Oh, and did you get over your crush for Marky Mark yet?
Cloudchaser - December 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
I'm not a fan of his, but I don't understand all the hate and making fun of him. It's not like he goes around being a jerk or engaging in bad behavior
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 9:00 pm
Me thinks it was the latter. I have 4 dog tags, but they stay on my bedroom wall...not my neck.
TheTrashHeap - December 29, 2010, 8:51 pm
Maybe he supports the troops? Maybe they belonged to a cherished relative who died at war? Or maybe he got them off the actual dog he f***ed for breakfast this morning!
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 8:41 pm
Why the hell is justin bieber wearing a dog tag on his chain? That should be considered blasphemy.


VLAD THE IMPALER - More of a vampire than Edward Cullen


TAGS: vlad the impaler
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Alixian

Alixian - August 2, 2011, 2:51 pm
Was turned into a movie, starring Gary Oldman
mariand - August 1, 2011, 2:00 pm
@Alixian 1.Never give lessons of History of Romanians to a romanian 2.I've learned about what I've said, I don't speak from wikipedia 3.YOU NEVER WATCHED Bram Stoker's Dracula because that's a novel 4.He was called Draculea, spelled in english Drakulya
Alixian - August 1, 2011, 2:50 am
True, but have you never watched Bram Stoker's Dracula, and of course his Romanian surname was Drakulya
mariand - July 29, 2011, 12:27 pm
Vlad Tepes, alias Dracula... more of an ruler than a vampire
Coombsy007 - July 28, 2011, 7:30 pm
Thats not hard my mrs tampon is more of a vampitre than him :-p


WHY VLAD IS THE IMPALER - After being sodomized by a Turkish official as a boy, he swore the next time someone tried to "invade his lands" he'd see how they liked it.


TAGS: prince vlad dracula vampire impaler
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by wampyre

Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 6:46 pm
It's hard to notice when he's better than me..
Claire - December 25, 2010, 1:48 pm
Obviously not, or his spelling and grammar would be a little better.
Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 12:35 pm
you got OCD or something pal?
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:36 am
Hawemla sci-fi network said the same thing about the gold, it was all about how he was jumping from religion to religion swearing allegiance to diferent countries to get help defeating the turks.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:36 am
Hawemla sci-fi network said the same thing about the gold, it was all about how he was jumping from religion to religion swearing allegiance to diferent countries to get help defeating the turks.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:31 am
sorry my computer is acting as funny as my 10-year old cousin
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:30 am
the SCI-FI network said it was his brother, the one he got the blood transfusion from. And that he only done the saxon and venetian traders that sold the kids to the TURKS.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:30 am
the SCI-FI network said it was his brother, the one he got the blood transfusion from. And that he only done the saxon and venetian traders that sold the kids to the TURKS.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:29 am
the SCI-FI network said it was his brother, the one he got the blood transfusion from. And that he only done the saxon and venetian traders that sold the kids to the TURKS.
Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 7:28 am
not that my grandfather was around back then, it's a story told in the family.
Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 7:27 am
My mom comes from a village nearby Vlad's castle in Romania.My grandfather says sure he was brutal but back in those days, you could leave all your gold in the street and return a month later, and find it intact, nobody dared to steal. still sucks though.
Ookami85 - December 24, 2010, 8:43 pm
I remember doing a presentation on this guy. First question asked: Do you think he was compensating? Honestly, thinking back, he might have been.


IRONY - When a people who survived genocide use it as an excuse to commit genocide


TAGS: far left un report on gaza conflict israel palestine
Rating: 2.4/5

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freerealitycheck - November 26, 2012, 7:45 am
http://postimage.org/image/6rttmx569/
arisboch - February 4, 2012, 5:28 pm
If they cry about nothing, Israel should give them something to cry about.
rerun - May 8, 2010, 10:29 pm

this image will soon be moved to politifake.org. I think it would be best to let the converation about it die until the migration is done.
BoneCD - May 8, 2010, 10:22 pm
They're burning books too down at the Google library
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 8, 2010, 10:21 pm
Maybe the PTA is moderating tonight! lol
BoneCD - May 8, 2010, 10:14 pm
since when are statues of n**** humans NSFW
rerun - May 8, 2010, 9:32 pm

mongo, dear mongo, see you in a week
Kspace - May 8, 2010, 5:21 pm
Yes, just like the Germans were just protecting the Master Race...
Mongo - May 8, 2010, 5:15 pm
Go f yourself Kspace...the Jews are just protecting themselves from the garbage that surrounds thems...you p****.
Kspace - May 8, 2010, 5:01 pm
@ rerun is it possible to move this one to politifakes? I had created this one before that site was established...
rerun - May 8, 2010, 4:59 pm

lex, take it somewhere else. This is not the place for your type of comments
Kspace - May 8, 2010, 3:34 pm
Oh ****...not this again...
lexmlo - May 8, 2010, 3:29 pm
Long live Palestine down with occupation,apartheid and state terror.
Mongo - September 18, 2009, 12:51 pm
"Palestinian Democracy"....LOL, go back to your mud hut caveman, and thank the Jews for not wiping you off the face of the earth.
Kspace - September 18, 2009, 12:45 pm
Where is the shame of the zionists who build homes in occupied land and claim to want peace?
anonopoly - September 16, 2009, 3:17 pm
"Omar". How very surprising. I can't believe that after the Holocaust someone would be able to make a comparison like this. Have you no shame?
KDP3 - September 16, 2009, 1:26 am
Thank you WTFO An other fun fact. Hamas is executing members of Fatah for being members of Fatah. Love that Palestinian Democracy!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:04 am
Good point KDP3.
KDP3 - September 16, 2009, 12:56 am
Fun facts time. Arabs killed more Palestinians then Israel.
MrRandom - September 16, 2009, 12:45 am
Winnipeg is never worth it....
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:42 am
Woot!
CANADA - September 16, 2009, 12:39 am
an open invitation, come to winnipeg and i'll mix up a big batch!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:35 am
Are you saying that I'll pass out first? That's a challenge I'd like to put to the test one day.
CANADA - September 16, 2009, 12:32 am
har har! I'll meet you when i'm passed out on the floor from it!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:26 am
Absolutely not, Mr C. It's aimed at the hater who created this ignorant poster. I'd never turn on a fellow moose milk drinker.
CANADA - September 16, 2009, 12:11 am
quick question, was the genocide definition comment aimed at me?
CANADA - September 16, 2009, 12:09 am
Kspace, quit saying you're Canadian!!!! you're embarrasing the rest of us!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:08 am
Oh yeah, I forgot that you don't even know what the definition of genocide is. Get a dictionary.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:07 am
I never said you weren't free to state your opinions. Just like I'm free to point out that you are a racist low-life that sides with terrorists versus a nation that just wants the right to exist. I've seen some of your other opinions-not impressed.
Kspace - September 16, 2009, 12:04 am
Whether you agree or not, I am free to speak my opinion regardless of who it offends. I am Canadian and I am free to say pretty much whatever I want, no matter who is takes umbrage. Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others-G Marx
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 11:28 pm
i gota say, fighting and hiding amongs civilians is aboot as low as you can go, and by no means do i expect isreal to sit around while being sh** at. but the answer is not to drop bombs in the middle of a city
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 11:24 pm
ouch
WTFO - September 15, 2009, 11:23 pm
You are again a complete idiot Kspace as is anyone who agrees with this BS poster. Your racism is showing clearly now. Israel has the might to wipe out Palestine, Syria and Iran but they don't.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 11:22 pm
and now with many documented reports of inocent civilians being killed of a specific culture, that pretty much covers a genocide. just on a much smaller case than sat ww2, or darfur
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 11:19 pm
correct me if im wrong here, but isnt isreal full of jews? and didn't the jews have the whole holocaust thing forces on them?
mrbombastic - September 15, 2009, 10:51 pm
pick up an AK-47 and put on a turban and go join them. Otherwise, stop complaining and making inane comments about something of which apparently you have no knowledge whatsoever.
mrbombastic - September 15, 2009, 10:50 pm
Give one example of genocide that Israel is committing, and don't even think about saying the Palestinians, because I don't see them storming the Gaza strip and killing everyone they see. If you're so b*** hurt over Palestine,
ILB - September 15, 2009, 9:39 pm
True Dat!


THIS CHRISTMAS -




pale blue dot -


TAGS: carl sagan pale blue dot
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Krickit

Krickit - April 18, 2013, 10:27 am
His camera must of had a telescopic lens
EmilioDumphque - April 18, 2013, 10:18 am
Where was the guy standing who took this picture of "our world"?
Greeny - April 18, 2013, 5:34 am
I never could figure out what kind of accent he had


Where The Streets Have No Name -


TAGS: palestine isreal war peace un
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - July 22, 2014, 10:40 pm
Sounds like a great solution to me.
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:07 pm
I say, take the works of them, put 'em in a room with a couple guns and problem solved.


Tanning -




ATTENTION PALE PEOPLE -


TAGS: vintage pink pill pale people
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 25, 2013, 10:53 am

Thank you, ma'am!~
MissPriss - June 25, 2013, 1:56 am
5Love at 1st site!


SEX - 'Cos he wus horny


TAGS: arpaleggia
Rating: 2.44/5
Captain Amazing - May 11, 2009, 8:28 pm
... I think it was a good enough reason.


Peace Talks -




IF LIFE HAD A MEANING, - we'd all be losers.




HISTORY -


TAGS: paleontology smaleontology
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Sean

Derek - February 15, 2010, 4:13 am
They've certainly had a go at illustrating pre-history above.


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